Suddenly Southern
by Maureen Duffin-Ward
You know your dog's a Yankee when...-He knows how to pee his name in the snow -He gets in fights at yappy hour -He barks with a Brooklyn accent -He has Burberry chew toys -He prefers Bagels 'n Bits to Kibbles 'n Bits -He gets his toilet water from Starbucks -He dated Eddie on Frasier -He only eats Prada shoes -He asks for a better cage at the kennel: "Do you have something closer to the kitchen?"  |
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