You know your dog's a Yankee when...
-He knows how to pee his name in the snow
-He gets in fights at yappy hour
-He barks with a Brooklyn accent
-He has Burberry chew toys
-He prefers Bagels 'n Bits to Kibbles 'n Bits
-He gets his toilet water from Starbucks
-He dated Eddie on Frasier
-He only eats Prada shoes
-He asks for a better cage at the kennel: "Do you have something closer to the kitchen?"